Oh to be a bloke!!

I cant make all these decisions any more so I have decided along with Mrs Mois' back to basics we should have a 'dress me' service, if it could be done whilst asleep even better. You see if you a bloke its all much more straight forward... there are no seasons its either hot or its f..... freezing, hence coat or no coat debate. But for girls well, spring, summer, etc now there is Party and Cruise on top of the heels or no heels or the with or without shoulder pads debate. Blokes don't worry if this years black is charcoal or whether sequins are still in!!!! (its OK they are until April). Male rule... if it fits and its comfortable then its trendy enough for me. Female rule..... does it make any part of me look, fat, old or out of date, that's before we have even considered is it this years colour, style and shape . So don't let anyone tell you its easy shopping its not it takes hours and a lot of skill and patience. That's why some of us go missing for days, and at Moi we have coffee, tissues, soothing music and a therapist.